Boybandin' Up (2022)

Boybandin' Up (2022)

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1. Boybandin' Up

Written by Jarrod Alonge
Performed by Clayton Agnew
Produced by Jarrod Alonge and Clayton Agnew
Mixed and mastered by Will Carlson

You're insecure
I know what for
You've never seen my band play live before
Come to our show and please include your crazy friends at the front
For awkward prepubescent hyperventilation

I'll marry you
They're just lyrics but I'll marry you
And I'd like to skip the fact you're underage, girl
So you can write your signature with my last name

Everybody's reading J-14
The answer's yes
I would date a fan
It's not clever PR
I wanna date a fan

Red dress

I'll never grow hair on my shredded eight-pack abdominals
Soon you'll see my nethers
My dick root's about to blast off

You look so perfect standing there in your Victoria Secret PINK underwear
A screaming crowd that's way too loud

Overseas, from coast to coast
Touring the place that screams the most
Where the fields of teens will scream at us again
Boy with love

Money, oh money
To buy stuff

You're the goldmine for my private plane
You're the cure against my lack of cocaine
'Cause I know I'm a natural
You give me money, I will sing for you

K-pop, Korean pop
J-pop, Japenese pop
C-pop, V-pop, T-pop
Indo-pop, Hindi-pop, lots of Asians
If you wanna be relevant, you need more Asian fans
Make it last forever with a BTS collab

I don't want to be a tool, but this dance is cool
Perfect choreography

Watch it live
Ain't nothin' but a routine
Ain't nothin' but some hair gel
I never wanna hear you say
I can't have your parents' money

'Cause I'm a rock star tonight
Because my manager is a parasite
A team of thirty people wrote this stupid fucking song
And my label owns the copyright

Oh baby, give me one more view (Our video on YouTube)
Won't you please like me (Smash that like)
Oh darlin', I will really marry you (Manipulation, baby)
As long as I see you buy our merch (Boybandin' up)
Bye bye

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