1. Music On Apple!
2. Text U All Summer
3. My Brain is Lasers!
4. Ah! Emotions!
5. Emotions Outro
6. Codependent

Glitch Gum - Writer, Producer (1, 2, 4-6)
Seth Huff - Producer (1, 2, 4-6), Mixing Engineer
Phixel - Producer (3)
Andy Seltzer - Producer (6)
Dale Becker - Mastering Engineer (1-5)
Filli Fillizola - Mastering Engineer (2)
Artwork by Beth Scott

Music On Apple!

Welcome to the show
Let me tell you how this gonna go
You’ll know more about me than you wanna know
And I’ll show more of me than I would like to show
What should I do now? I don’t know
I wish I was as cool as these 16 year olds
I feel so old
Guess I’ll stick to what’s in my control

Waking up in mornings is a hassle
I just wanna stay inside my castle
I don’t want to stay but I don’t wanna travel
I just wanna make music on Apple
Waking up in mornings is a hassle
I just wanna stay inside my castle
I don’t want to stay but I don’t wanna travel
I just wanna make music on Apple

I just wanna make music on Apple
I just wanna make music on Apple

Welcome to today
I hope I have the perfect words to say
Can I find out how to say them in a way
That doesn’t feel like how I said it yesterday
It’s hard to have your life on display
But it sure beats no one caring if you passed away
But even then who’s to say
We find out as we make it through the day

Waking up in mornings is a hassle
I just wanna stay inside my castle
I don’t want to stay but I don’t wanna travel
I just wanna make music on Apple
Waking up in mornings is a hassle
I just wanna stay inside my castle
I don’t want to stay but I don’t wanna travel
I just wanna make music on Apple

I just wanna make music on Apple
I just wanna make music on Apple
Waking up in mornings is a hassle
I just wanna stay inside my castle
I don’t want to stay but I don’t wanna travel
I just wanna make music on Apple

I just wanna make music on Apple
I just wanna make music on Apple

Text U All Summer

I said
What you doin’ this summer?
You out of town so drop your number
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer
When I’m laying in my bed under the covers
Just imagine that we’re hanging with each other
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer

I don’t have a lot going on so I’m gonna make the most of it
(I’ve been on the couch)
I’ve been staying up 1 a.m. or whenever you say go to bed
(You’re not my mom)
I know I’m a clown, I’m a clown, but I’m cute, I’m like Harley Quinn
(Yeah I look like Harley Quinn)
Dream ‘bout how I’ll make you laugh in the mall
When I body drop a mannequin (Wa-bow)

I said
What you doin’ this summer?
You out of town so drop your number
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer
When I’m laying in my bed under the covers
Just imagine that we’re hanging with each other
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer

Text you, go to sleep, wake up, missing you
Wishing that I was there next to you (I want you)
Bless you
It could be my duty to protect you
Promise that I never would forget you
(I won’t forget you)
I’m a simp and a clown not the Joker
(Swear I’m not the Joker)
I want you in my hand like playing poker
(I want you like it’s poker)
She said what about when summertimes over?
(When summertime’s over)
I said if you want to you could just come over

You could just come over (come over)
You could just come over (come over)
You could just come over (come over)
You could just come over (come over)

I said
What you doin’ this summer?
You out of town so drop your number
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer
When I’m laying in my bed under the covers
Just imagine that we’re hanging with each other
I could text you all summer
I could text you all summer

My Brain is Lasers!

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
A faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
A faker
Just a faker

I’m just made a song and now I’m making another bop
I’mma hit REDACTED with an unused butter sock
All this talk on twitter I don’t know who to trust or not
Please don’t make me snap like a DJ Mustard Drop
Do you like it when I try to be comedic?
My life’s a movie that your mom won’t let you see yet
If you don’t say something nice than you’re a meanie
She called me baby I don’t even wear a beanie

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
Faker
Just a faker
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
A faker

I don’t drink so call me Flobots I can’t handle bars
I’m on twitter where the handles are
I just showed up in the Thanos car
I just showed up to the rave all pink like I’m in camouflage
Spent 10 minutes in that space like CEO of Amazon
Wait I was wrong, it was 11
Now my nose is bleeding, like I’m Eleven
I might throw a tantrum, just like I was seven
I might cook some bacon, just like I was Kevin
I’m trying to get a hold of myself by writing these Glitch Gum songs
But I’ve written a ton and I still don’t magically fix what i’m doing wrong
So I guess I’ll keep writing
I bet I could punch hard, but I’m not one for fighting
I can do something well really fast like it’s lightning
Hop in the Vroom-Vroom car let’s keep driving

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
A faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker
A faker
Just a faker

Ah! Emotions!

I said hi
Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying
To cover up my old motives
I said hi (hi)
Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why (hi)
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind (hi)
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying (hi)
To cover up my old motives

When I text you
Don’t read into it just boredom (it’s just boredom)
When I hug you
I don’t love you, I’m just forward (I’m just forward)
You know that time
I laid my head right on your shoulder (right on your shoulder)
Cos I was sad
And yes I knew you had a boyfriend
No I didn’t!
For a second it was hidden
Just hope you don’t ask me what’s wrong
If I’m acting different
I’ll just pretend you’re into me
With you I heard a symphony
And now I’m just a simp for you
Wish I could go back to before I said hi

Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying
To cover up my old motives
I said hi (hi)
Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why (hi)
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind (hi)
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying (hi)
To cover up my old motives

You can tell your friends I’m touchy
(Touchy, touchy, touchy)
And that’s fine because I really am
But that month I thought you loved me
(I thought you loved me)
Those were the days I kinda held your hand
And you can tell your friends I’m funny
(Ha ha ha ha ha)
But I just really tried to make you laugh
When you told me I was chubby
I got the hint that I should take it back

I said hi (hi)
Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why (hi)
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind (hi)
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying (hi)
To cover up my old motivesI said hi (hi)
Now I have all these emotions
Don’t know why (hi)
I couldn’t stop them from showing
I was blind (hi)
Didn’t know you a had a boyfriend
Now I’m trying (hi)
To cover up my old motives

Emotions Outro

(instrumental)

Codependent

I always wanna hang at midnight, (you got plans)
Really, that’s okay, I don’t mind, (we’ll try again)
Staying up past my bedtime, (looking for friends)
Going nowhere on a night drive, (alone again)

He told me ”dude you’re choking me
You sure you don’t have better things to do this week, man?”
But I’m not where I hope to be
Which is wasting all my down time to run away from me

Why am I so needy?
Codependent
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Why am I so greedy when it comes to friendships?
(Ah ah ah ah)
I keep holding to memories instead of the present
(Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh)
Why am I so needy?
I’m codependent
(Ah Ah ah ah ah)
I’m codependent

Spending all my time online
Looking for a party
Xs on my hand I’m fine
With the scent of Sharpie
No one knows my whereabouts
Don’t take me to your parent’s house
Don’t take me to your friends unless you know that I won’t wear them out

I might just spill all my feelings to someone
I’ve never met cos they gave me a drunk hug
Swear I’m not this way with like everyone
But I could become this way with almost anyone

Why am I so needy?
Codependent
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Why am I so greedy when it comes to friendships?
(Ah ah ah ah)
I keep holding to memories instead of the present
(Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh)
Why am I so needy?
I’m codependent
(Ah Ah ah ah ah)
I’m codependent

Yeah I’m a codependent
I put too much into friendships
Cos I’m a codependent
Yeah I’m a codependent
Yeah

Why am I so needy?
Codependent
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Why am I so greedy when it comes to friendships?
(Ah ah ah ah)
I keep holding to memories instead of the present
(Ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh)
Why am I so needy?
I’m codependent
(Ah Ah ah ah ah)
I’m codependent